Tragic Crash- LSC Professors Survive

Skyler Edwards (CRITIC) -

A Helter National airliner crashed on takeoff from LaGuardia Airport this Thursday. Professors from Lyndon State College, on their way back home from a conference were on the flight.

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Thursday, a Helter National airliner crashed just moments after take off from LaGuardia Airport. There were 45 passengers on board the flight, including two Lyndon State College Professors.

Professor John Dumont and Professor George Johnson were both on their way back to Vermont from a teachers conference in New York City. Luckily, neither were harmed in the crash.

Regrettably, 5 other passengers did lose their lives in the accident.

Both Professors are expected to be back at work the following Monday.

In other news, Helter National has announced they will be releasing the design for their new airliners in the next month.

This is a fake news story, and is not to be taken seriously. Both professors mentioned are perfectly fine and were not in this fictional plane crash.